搜索引擎说唱大对决(三)Yahoo Vs. MSN  [视频+译文]

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英国卫报都报道了这个由三段视频组成的网站(searchenginerapbattle.com),三个穿着诡异的歌手分别代表三大搜索引擎Google、MSN、Yahoo以RAP说唱的方式互相对唱,你吹我弹,相当搞笑。而且个人觉得三人古怪的装扮更表现出这三个搜索巨头的风格,甚有讽刺的意思。网路上已有网友将说唱内容记录出来并翻译成中文,所以我们马上开始观赏吧!


第三轮,Yahoo Vs. MSN,Go~



MSN先出手:

计算机的世界我做主
跟独裁竞争你又何苦
我托起世界你可以问你妈妈
因为盖茨可能才是你的爸爸
我的成长用不着风投
记着点,有我PC才能出头
暴发户你还挺不要脸
就像橡皮的鸭子面对巨型战舰
仔细看看错乱的后台,我才会编码
他也好不到哪去,还抱着一堆ajax(我不懂编程,向各位请教了)
你的格调不入流,网站也一样
还好意思给人家做站长推广
Yahoo接招:

你的用户都是问题,我的强项之一:答疑
你就像是郁闷男的助威团之一
这么肥大的身躯你想飞是么?
就有个热邮(Hotmail)还长得像鲍尔默
你太老太旧,你应该被时代淘汰
你的股票大涨那还是90年代
你的名字实在不知所谓
原来是个缩写,难道是微软宝贝?
你到底是msn搜索还是msn live
不过你改了名字也不会进步
在这我就是最好的,听见没?
400亿你买不到我一起喝咖啡
MSN:
You aint intellectual, I own all the property
your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly
I serve the world. you should ask ya momma
cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father
I'm blowin up, without the VC,
Remember it was me who invented the PC
Your just an upstart - you think you got smarts?
But I'm the V12, you're just the spare parts
Check out the stash - the dirty leg-chaps,
You'd think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax
Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so
Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno
Yahoo:
Your users got questions - Yahoo's got answers
You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer
You can't fly, your design is so heavy,
The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty
Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times
Your stock hasnt gone up since 99
You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N?
Your name's an acronym, for S-N-M
Are you MSN search? or MSN Live?
It takes more than changing your name to survive
I'm the best in the West, get it straight, ya see
40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me

(注:翻译部分,根据本人个人理解,对原文作了一小部分更改)



[本日志由 edwin 于 2008-09-23 11:03 PM 编辑]
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